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success

Used directly when a male finishes masterbating,usually yelled out loud so others can hear in another room or over the phone ect.
Josh to Mike:"Hey wheres Rob?"
Rob while in the bathroom 1 room over:"SUCCESS!!!"

Used in the Jackass Movies both 1 & 2 by Chris Pontius,one for himself in Jackass:The Movie and one for a horse in Jackass:Number Two.
by Jay Nazdy October 28, 2006
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successipe

A much cooler way to say the phrase "recipe for success."
"If you work hard every day, and you never stop listening and learning, and you always keep your goals in sight....that is a successipe."
by Ron Breakfast August 12, 2017
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Success

‎2 league titles, 1 floodlit cup trophy, 0 losses, treble on the cards.
Bon Qui Qui: Hey Shaniqua this season we have 2 league titles, 1 floodlit cup trophy, 0 losses and a treble on the cards!

Shaniqua: Dang! That's some seriuz success sheezy.
by Fergusonballs May 28, 2011
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Success Scale

A scale used to decribe to one's friends how far one has gone with a person of the opposite sex.

1/4 success = kissing/making out
1/3 success = feeling up/being felt up (above the belt)
1/2 success = hand job/fingering
3/4 sucess = oral/blow job
full sucess = sex
Kate: How far on the success scale did you get with Johnny last night?
Amy: Only 1/3 success. He tried for some 3/4, but I wasn't keen.
by Lalalalalala. February 18, 2011
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Success Neurosis

Children who limit achievement so they can fit in with peers or underachievers. (Thus guaranteeing underachievement for life.)
Children who don't want to be ostracized in school by underachievers develop "success neurosis".

When T.J. went to high school his friends made fun of him for making the honor roll. His tenth grade year he developed success neurosis and his friends still made fun of him.
by Pěkný ďábel January 1, 2012
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successfully clowned me

Lmao “you clowning” is when a boy/girl gets your trust and breaks it so you are now the ceo of clowns beacuse you just been clowned by a person.
Marvin successfully clowned me -sasamy sosa
by SasamySosa March 1, 2020
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puddle of success

the remains of the female ejaculation after receiving cunniligus from a cunning linguist. often found on the bedsheet habitat or the concave of a plastic chair.
"ohh man i was so wasted i slept in the puddle of success!shit man that stuff was all over me like a bad case of the smegs!"
by westmann88 January 6, 2007
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