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Stone Cold Stunner

A Devastating wrestling move originated by Johnny Ace's "Ace Crusher", Steve Austin Kickes the opponent in the gut as the victim sells the gut shot, austin places the opponents jaw on his shoulder in an overhead facelock position. Then Austin drops to the ground in a sitting position, impacting the victims jaw and larynx into his shoulder blade.
"Austin dodged the clothesline..STUNNER!! STUNNER!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHT AUSTIN JUST DROPPED THE STUNNER!
by Tyler 3:16 May 4, 2005
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Stone Cold Crazy

An all-time favorite superb frantic rocker from Queen on their third album 'Sheer Heart Attack' (1974). It was the first song written by all four members of the band after John Deacon completed their line-up in 1972. It has pounding guitars and strong vocals with some awesome energy, almost frenetic enough to be classified as proto-punk. It transcends time and genre and is by far one of the best rock songs in history that Metallica later covered and earned a Grammy award for best heavy metal performance in 1991.
by sxc June 21, 2005
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Keith Stone

One of the many bastard children of The Most Interesting Man In The World. Often spotted with a case of Keystone Light tucked under his arm. Always smooth.
Keith: My name? Is Keith Stone.
Totally hot chick: Keith Stone? You're so smooth...
Keith: Always.
by deadmaker7 September 1, 2010
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rossetta stoned

to be so stoned you say things that sound like another language to non-stoned people
dude, chuck was so rossetta stoned! i didn't understand a word he said!
by blitz-domo February 21, 2010
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A Stone

It's a rock, what'd you expect? Well, another word for rock. I don't know! You should already know what a stone is!
Luigi: Mario! Look what I made!
Mario: That's a stone Luigi, you didn't make it.
by Scramptomtans September 8, 2018
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Stone Beak

One who's beak is made solely of stone.

One who gets himself firmly planted (uprooted) on the ground during a touch football game.

One who got pranked everyday in high school but was cool about it.

Stone Beak = Awesome
Davit: "Who is that kid on the ground over there?"

Si: "Oh, that's Stone Beak...Jansen just leveled him."
by Looped Out November 2, 2009
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Stanek's Disease

A very rare, serious, and extremely contagious STD caused by coming in contact with the genitalia(s) of someone already infected.

Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.

If the infected person touches themselves on another part of their body after touching their infected genitalia, that part therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from 3-5 on the infected person's body.

Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from 1 inch wonders to 13 inches in the largest reported case.

The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing the penises can sometimes cause 2 more to grow back in their place.

Stanek's Disease is a rapidly spreading epidemic. Please, if you think you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.
Person 1: Dude, I heard that girl over there has Stanek's Disease.

Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"

Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"
by Dr. Galli January 7, 2011
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