Stuart Warren

The action of walking up to someone being hungry and mentioning the fact that you can eat someone

“Gosh I’m so hungry I can eat Stuart Warren”

by The Clubb Boys July 19, 2025

Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022

Stuart Smith

He is short and cool Al ways plays fortnite 😎 most likely friend. Camden

Stuart Smith is cool

by Will The trill January 22, 2019

Stuart

A short boi who can only play rainbow six seige all day cuz he is lame, he also is hit on frequently by gay gym teachers and is occasionally refered to as “a dream”. Stuarts are small and run fast and have female troubles with slutty hoes possibly named tracy. And has intense dreams of orgys with foxes.

Cool dude:Yo that tracy wants your dick stuart
Stuart:she nasty as fuck bro
Cool dude: oh yeah i forgot you and the gym teacher ;)
Stuart: fuck off mate

by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp August 31, 2018

Stuart

A stuart: noun another term for a peadophile not usually very nice and own the shack with Ben the dog the sworn oath owner

#1 yo rked some Stuart followed me last night

Guy #2 did he take you to the shack

by Rstephenbro July 22, 2019

Stuart Bright

A closet gay

"Stuart Bright was with Robert again today"

by StirlingBrightIsGay2 February 9, 2020

Hung as Stuart Little

When you wake up in the morning and you are just simply hung like Stuart Little. It is essentially accepting defeat the morning after a night out consuming alcoholic beverages with the boys. Being hung like Stuart Little is probably one of the worst things possible and I do not wish it on my worst enemy.

Chad: Yo Brad, what the fuck happened last night?
Brad: Bro I don't even know, I'm as hung as Stuart Little.

by Beach a HolicXx August 5, 2022