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Groin Stride

During sex and one partner is on top of the other (usually works better when woman is on top) and instead of bouncing she just strides your groin. It is usually when she's really into it and she's about to climax. There is less of an in and out motion and just a basic stride.
I think that hottie from Wrightwood was really into it, because she was groin striding the shit out of me last night. I have chafing scars on my hips! Ahh the good ole groin stride strikes again.
by Nasty&Pats Imagination Factory January 16, 2010
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Mid-Striding

The act of interrupting a drunken friend in the middle of sex, on the grounds that the person who they are sexing is extremely unattractive. The act is meant to be both shocking and sobering, in hopes that the friend will realize the ugliness of the (fe)male in their bed. Commonly involves kicking in the door and posing in the popular Heisman trophy pose.
"Dude Josh was so wasted last night he brought home a straight 4." - Matt
"Terrible, what happened?" - Alex
"I kicked in the door and mid-strided him, he got the message and kicked the donkey outta bed." -Matt
"Mid-striding is essential to a healthy friendship... AND healthy sexual stamdards." - Alex
by DeeDub140 June 22, 2011
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death stroodle

someone or something which takes cruel or unusual enjoyment in death, pain, mysery, or woe
"My cat killed another bird today"
"She's such a death stroodle"
by Joe Carter October 27, 2006
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stroodle

A sexual act involving two males, one of which must be uncircumsized. With the two erect penises end to end, male 1 proceeds to jerk himself off using male 2's foreskin. For a truly fantastic sensation he then proceeds to ejaculate into male 2's foreskin.
Dammit Mike, why don't you go stroodle Andrew's noodle.
by Phil Korn May 1, 2007
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Anabolic Steroids

Also known as: Anadrol, Anavar, Dianabol, Durabolin, Equipose, Finajet, Maxibolin, Primobolin, Stanozolol, Testosterone, Winstrol, 'Roids.

Anabolic steroids are synthetic drugs that affect your growth, physical development and the workings of your sexual organs in a similar way to hormones that occur naturally in the human body. Anabolic Steroids can lead to liver failure and raise blood pressure and users could
can also be affected by sleep disorders, depression and paranoia.
Although the drug is not addictive, regular use can lead to a feeling of performing poorly when not taking the steroids.
However supplying anabolic steriods is an offence under the Misuse of drugs act and can lead to 14 years in Prison and or a fine.
Anabolic steroids are a dangerous drug and can make the performance poorly unless if you had never took them
by sweet jesus June 11, 2006
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Stroud

I've gotta' take a wicked Stroud!
by Jimmy F May 23, 2006
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Steroid Booty

a girl with a big booty. SB for short.
a girl with an abnormally big butt.
andrew: have you seen susy's steroid booty(SB)?.. its astonishing !! l0l :
orrrr.
susy has a SB fo sho !
by xSMx November 6, 2009
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