stretching the truth

Not telling a complete lie with part of it being truthful

I didn't lie about liking you, I was only stretching the truth.

by jace caitlyn November 13, 2007

stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.

1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004

Dry Snitching

A technique of snitching by indirectly informing authority figures of another person's wrong doing, while not being associated with offense or obtaining any legal gain.

You know someones a dry snitching bitch when they report you to you PO after a night of partying.

by thyme4abowl January 5, 2015

stretching the sack

Stretching The Sack - happens when you pick up something heavy almost to the point of hurting yourself.

Look at that John Doe over there...

Yea man he is stretching the sack of his like a mile long trying to pick up that box...

what a dumb-ass...

by NightHawk11 November 12, 2010

Stretching

Code name for sex during the daytime.

I stopped for a midday stretching during lunch, feel great.

by O’Takieddine August 17, 2019

switching my plates

Beck uses this terminology in the lyrics of "hell yes". I believe it means to change vinyl records on turntables when DJing. "Cleaning the floor" could also be a DJ-centric piece of terminology. "My beat is correct" definitely relates to DJing, hence my belief that "Switching my plates" is another way of relating the kinetic act of playing vinyl records on two turntables.

"Hell yes...
now I'm calling you out, I'm switching my plates...
Hell yes...
now I'm cleaning the floor, my beat is correct"

by stevecooley June 6, 2005

Dry snitching

The act of telling on someone without really saying their name,but saying enough about the situation or person to get them in trouble without letting everyone know they snitched.

Jack was in jail dry snitching about what Jill was doing on the hill. Now Jill is looking at doing some time.

by anonymous February 13, 2021