Mid-Striding

The act of interrupting a drunken friend in the middle of sex, on the grounds that the person who they are sexing is extremely unattractive. The act is meant to be both shocking and sobering, in hopes that the friend will realize the ugliness of the (fe)male in their bed. Commonly involves kicking in the door and posing in the popular Heisman trophy pose.

"Dude Josh was so wasted last night he brought home a straight 4." - Matt
"Terrible, what happened?" - Alex
"I kicked in the door and mid-strided him, he got the message and kicked the donkey outta bed." -Matt
"Mid-striding is essential to a healthy friendship... AND healthy sexual stamdards." - Alex

by DeeDub140 June 22, 2011

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Skride

When there are two friends, and one of them skateboards, and one of them rides bikes.

Friend1 : "Hey, man. Want to go skride later today?"

Friend2 : "Yeah, sure. I've got to fix my bike first."

by tbowman92 February 11, 2010

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spride

verb: running at a speed faster than a stride, but at the same time running at a speed that is slower than a sprint.

Athlete: “Coach, you want us to sprint this lap all out or are we just working on our stride?”

Coach: “Let’s not just stride it, but lets not over do it either… I want you to ‘spride’ this one.”

by shinsplint February 21, 2011

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strad

It's short for Bastrad

T: How's is goin you strad?
D: What's a 'strad'?
T: It's short for Bastrad, you Bastrad!

by Teämeé Suiwârt February 16, 2008

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straddling

To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.

Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!

Guy2: Did you get pictures?

Guy1: ...

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 11, 2011

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