bino-shrek

An incredibly distgusting, repulsive, crusty, smelly creature who is still obssessed with a girl who never liked him back.

Is also a compulsive liar, who claims he has 5 side tings on the go at any given time.

Guy 1: hey did you see bino-shrek?
Guy 2: YEAH he's so crusty holy shit, never realised he smelt so bad.

by crustyhallandstan March 15, 2023

shrek

big nigga in a swamp

me: shrek
ur mom: one big nigga

by huiohuiohyuopijilpjiljiop June 18, 2018

shrek cult

A cult that admires and reveres Shrek as Supreme Leader. Shrek is love, Shrek is life

We are part of a Shrek cult

by Shrek323 November 29, 2019

shrek is love shrek is life

a real reason to hide your children, hide your wives.

youtube: Shrek is love shrek is life
you: *commits suicide

by spiderpussy April 12, 2015

Shrek 3

An abomination from the depths of hell and will stop at no end to conquer the world with its absurd plot and horrible soundtrack. Only one thing can stop this abomination, and that is Shrek 2, the embodiment of all things good and holy all on one disc, buy it today.

Seriously though, Shrek 3 is a terrible movie.

by Shrek 2 November 30, 2016

Shrek’s Sex Slave

The most honorable position in society, dedicated to pleasing our noble lord and savior, Shrek. Once you accept this duty, you are pledged to eternal allegiance in stroking the mighty ogre shaft and cleaning up the muddy green goo that brings us happiness. Thou beith with shrek, our god.

After years of masturbation and worship, our leader finally promoted me to Shrek’s Sex Slave and now I feel that my life has real purpose.

by Tyler Peniston April 27, 2020

Shrek Yourself

Proceeding to insert onions into your rectum.

"Hey man, go Shrek yourself"
"Dude, no"

by NightShift00 December 1, 2014