Z-stitch

The best rapper in the universe. Responsible for killing Tupac, Biggie, Jah, Kurt Cobain and Lil Peep due to his superior rap skills. Well known for writing disstracks on anyone who has wronged him.

Person 1: Oh did you hear about God?
Person 2: Did you mean Z-stitch?
Person 1: Oh yeah of course, I wanna suck his dick!
Person 2: I heard he has a small dick tho...

Z-stitch by Gay4Z-stitch October 18, 2019

Single stitch 

Used to describe 25 year old, mass marketed looney tunes, mainstream band & marvel t shirts, to unsuspecting hype beasts (who’ve never heard of eBay) on insta for a premium.

Yo, that single stitch nirvana tee is mega rare, they only sold 8 million of those bitches! Would you take $2500 for it?

Single stitch by IronChic August 31, 2020

Grandfather Stitch 

The extra stitch added to episiotomy (taint) sutures to make the vagina just a little bit tighter after child birth.

“You need to ask the doctor to give her a grandfather stitch to return that cooch to factory-new condition.”

Grandfather Stitch by steve-o-reno September 5, 2010

cock stitch

when you're foolish friend from Long Island says and does things outside his realm of actions. the word "cock stitch" can be used to refer to him from this point forward

"Yo, i'll get all those bitches after i whip your ass." "Shut up man, "You're a cock stitch". (evidentally false due to the fact that the bro is incapable of this)

cock stitch by Stallion_Scarecrow December 19, 2008

boy stitch 

scars left from when lil' bowow gets fucked in the ass, again

holy shit!! bowow's got 3 new boy stitches!!!

boy stitch by Sha September 30, 2003

a stitch in time 

Something that saves nine. A phrase that came into coinage in the 19th century meaning that if a patient is treated in the early stages, he or she will have a better chance of suriving.

A stitch in time saves nine

a stitch in time by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

pitch stitch 

Pitch Stitch is the swagger that cricketers (and wannabes) use when walking. It can commonly be identified by minimal movement in the hip area, an exaggerated leg movement similar to line dancing, and a nod of the head in time with each step.

Pitch Stitch can also describe a stationary stance or Pitch Pose which follows the in motion swagger and is commonly adopted by two batting crickets in the middle ground when the supposed strategy talk is taking place. Pitch Pose is recognisable by shift of weight to one side and the placement of the hand on hip.

Both Pitch Stitch and Pitch Pose can occur off the ground, typically is bars and clubs where it’s accessorised by double vodka red bulls or other forms of liquid cocaine.

Pitch Stitch is frequently used to mask insecurity and may be a symptom of an over inflated ego.

"check out his pitch stitch, looks pretty happy with himself, must have put a couple away last night"

pitch stitch by Tassie16 June 1, 2009