3 knuckles deep stirring the soup

To finger fuck a girl, using several fingers at the same time. Usually implying the girl is very arroused.

"That chick is so damn hot! I'd love to be 3 knuckles deep stirring the soup!"

by FA Double D December 25, 2008

Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011

stirring tuna salad

the act of giving a girl pleasure with your hands.

i was stirring tuna salad with her in 6th period.

by kalcua November 10, 2011

stirring vanilla

When a man has sex with his partner who has very recently had sex with someone else.

Example:

Friend 1: Your wife was cheating on you?
Friend 2: Worse, I found out later that one time she had sex with her boss at work and then came home and we had sex.
Friend 1: Dude! You were stirring vanilla!

by ryeprotagonist October 3, 2013

stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves

"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"

by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017

startying

The start of a party.

Bestie: what are you doiing ?

Me: startying.

by Sandiegoking January 11, 2018

Stirring the mustard

Female masturbation resulting in urination.

Sheila left a big yellow stain on the bed after she was stirring the mustard.

by SameKindofStupid November 29, 2018