spastic gangbang

Anything that is too horrific to be able to imagine

the multiple pileup was awful, bodies everywhere, like a spastic gangbang

by myk January 28, 2005

static electric penis

Static Electric Penis is a penis that is charged with static electrity and when in close proximity to a grounding opportunity(another person) the charge will arc from the penis to the grounding source(other person) with a electric spark and audible crack.

The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.

You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.

My girlfriend stopped over last night. I had on the flannel pj's she gave me. I shuffled into the bedroom. I pulled out my STATIC ELECTRIC PENIS and craaaaack. She let out a few choice words. The spark had to be half of an inch. So, I shuffled around and shocked her again.

by jcustomcue January 8, 2014

staticvisionshock

Staticvisionshock is very Iconic and SOLOS every VERS. He made plenty of Iconic Fancast and edits. I even heard he is step-cousins with magot Robbie and He's married to Zatanna Zatara. He's also is a wonder woman Stan. Staticvisionshock>>>>Your Fav STAY MAD 🥱

"Staticvisionshock is iconic"
"Staticvisionshock is dating zatanna"

by WonderWomanSolosYourFav September 3, 2021

spastic

Wildly crazy, can seem like it can get out of control.

I am going spastic. We had a spastic good time. That was spastic.

by SuburbanH July 20, 2017

Spasticat

A feline which is naturally insane or has had one too many knocks to the head. Just not all there. Symptoms include acting like a schizo at all times, biting and scratching until you bleed, destroying your house and terrorising the dog.

Your only means of protection is to surround yourself with water (I.e get in the bath), have food to hand and only pet him when he decides to snooze.

a spastic cat is a Spasticat

HOLY SHIT THIS PUSSY IS CHEWING OFF MY EYELIDS, HE'S A FUCKIN SPASTICAT!

by midnight banana June 15, 2010

spittin static

when someone keeps on talking and talking to you and it becomes really annoying. all you hear is blah blah blah blah or sssssshhhhh like static

Damn, here she comes again. She was spittin static all yesterday.

by C-Hud October 21, 2005

boombastic spastic

when a mentally challenged person trys to dance at a club or wedding

look at that guy gettin crunk lol he looks like a proper boombastic spastic

by simotastic June 13, 2009