Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.

David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.

by Romantic failure May 8, 2021

California Standoff

A double jerk consisting of two men. First to fire wins. Ready, Aim, Rub!

That hurts, Jimmy. Rub slower so I can win this California Standoff.

by Mr. OJay May 21, 2017

Sitdown Standoff

When 2 people next to each other in stalls hold in their bodily functions, waiting for the other person to break the awkward silence

Sam was recently caught in a Sitdown Standoff for 20 minutes, and now his ass is killing him.

by gregman37 May 29, 2012

California Standoff

noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.

Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?

Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.

by The Plumber080 March 4, 2021

Indian Canadian Standoff

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"

*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"

by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017

Exican standoff

A date or party with some or all of your exes

"Hey man how was the party?" "It was great, but it was a exican standoff."

by Buddyfan4stic April 30, 2025

Mexican standoff

Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.

Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.

by westynator May 23, 2015