squeege

Urination; to go pee.

Man, I gotta take a squeege.

by Kev from NY October 14, 2005

Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.

Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

by BBBarrett May 28, 2010

Squeegasm

To get very excited in a non-sexual way about something, almost as if you had an orgasm.

I had a squeegasm when I realized David Tennant was in Fright Night.

by Nadarien September 6, 2011

squee

An outburst of excitement recognizable by a high-pitched squeal that results in a small amount of peeing in ones pants. More commonly attributed to young girls.

OMG he just looked RIGHT. AT. ME. I totally squeed.

by DvaKotaca December 4, 2012

Squee

A sound effect used in the TV Show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", usually accompanied by a character grinning.

A squee was heard after Fluttershy smiled

by Pgj1997 June 8, 2014

Squeeky Dolphin

When you are doing a chick from behind and she turns to you and makes a squeeking sound similar to that of a dolphin.

I was porkin her in the butt and she pulled a squeeky dolphin

by Bay November 17, 2003

Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.

1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.

by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015