by Astroleaf December 28, 2020

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.
That fashion show was full of diet sprites.
Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.
That fashion show was full of diet sprites.
Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.
by Fever_dream May 25, 2018

A meme revolving around the idea of taking a picture of a drink and writing “sprite of the day” when it is,in fact, not sprite
Person 1: “gonna have my sprite of the day *holds up bleach*”
Person 2: “um pretty sure that’s-“
Person 1: *crazy eyes* “it’s my sprite of the day”
Person 2: “um pretty sure that’s-“
Person 1: *crazy eyes* “it’s my sprite of the day”
by Artillerymonkey October 9, 2018

Sometimes said to be the sweat of the heavens, it was given first to a prophet who went around the world spreading this elixir,Sprite cranberry was later turned in to a beverage only for the king and the nobility. As this amazing nectar was being served to the world the prophet prayed to the heavens and asked it in all it’s glory if this elixir had a name, and the heavens responded by sending their messenger:Lebron James he said that the nectar had a name: SPRITE CRANBERRY
by Americanski November 27, 2019

by D fil lmbvc April 29, 2022

by I read the manga August 11, 2021

A short thin woman, typically with an expressive extroverted personality that is quick to anger, who is attracted to tall fat men who typically are reserved introverted and calm
Man, we should’ve guessed that Mya would’ve been a Whale Sprite. She needs someone to balance her out
by False_Hydra September 12, 2023
