spread susan

The act of laying on one's back spreading your legs and farting.

Hey man, come and light this spread susan style fart.

by Jordan Reindl March 2, 2008

spread out

Spread out is the new illest variation of words such as, Chill, Chill out, Calm down, derived from the
mutherfuckin' Colonel W's crazy vocabular

Col.W - Yo Beau, you need to spread the fuck out before you get your head crushed...

Beau - Aiight man i'll spread out

by Col.W April 22, 2006

Spread Pelican

When a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina, then she drains it in a cup and stores it in her mouth.

I hooked up with a Zeta last night, and when I woke up in the morning, she was totally Spread Pelican.

by wdkh February 20, 2009

Spread the Bread

It means your awesome

Dang Fadra just Spread the Bread

by themag909 March 25, 2010

spread eagle

to disperse one's personal belongings across an egregious number of desks, taking up more than one's fair share of the hospitable classroom climate

Pei-Ann does the spread eagle every day during periods 1 through 7.

by Bizzlitz Masta February 7, 2008

spread the ugly

The act of cursing someone out in a loud manner so that others not involved can hear.

Julie to Kevin: You tool!!!
Kevin to Julie: Go screw yourself!!!

Bystander: wow, those two sure know how to spread the ugly

by Benzoic May 23, 2010

Spread Jockey

Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.

Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?

(Male escort): I am a Top.

Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.

by Demosthene s September 26, 2012