Sprainus

An aliment caused by the passing of an abnormally large stool.

"Blimey! that was like crapping a melon! I think I've caused myself a sprainus”

by Mr NT September 14, 2010

devil spawn

Noun: Something insidious, evil, and/or devious designed to rip apart humanity and destroy everything we hold dear while at the same time leaving no opportunity for repair.

Can be used as an insult or compliment/observation.

Insult:

Martha: wow i really hate her.
Theresa: she's just devil spawn.
Martha: i know, right?

Compliment:

Joe: these cookies r freakin delicious!
Not Joe: theyire devil spawn, yo!

by devilspawn2 November 16, 2009

Spawn Of Satan

Especially annoying animals or children.

Babysitter 1 (to Babysitter 2):Oh GOD! The Spawn of Satan has arrived an hour early!!

by Bedshaped April 1, 2007

Sprawk

A shorter and cooler way to say the term "sprint walk"

Used when you or someone is walking very fast.

Can be used in different ways: Sprawked, Sprawks, Sprawked, Sprawking, Sprawker, or Sprawkathon.

"We better sprawk to class, I don't want to be late."

"You're right, our carpool was late today, we better get sprawking!"

by bryan d November 16, 2009

sprain

A really painful muscle expansion that hurts to move in certain directions or ways. Sprains usually are going to hurt for about 3 or so weeks. I have a sprained foot and I can barely walk on it. I'm in a boot, so clearly sprains are pains. ( IT RHYMES SO IT'S 100% TRUE ) I'm not sure what the types of sprain are but I know they hurt. If you think you have a sprain go to the doctor ASAP ! Sprains can last a while so talk to your doctor and he/she will work things out.

1. Oh no, Mommy! I think I may have sprained my ankle!

2. I may sprain my ankle if I trip over these boulders.

by Whitegirl status ( STARBUCKS ) May 5, 2014

Urban Sprawl

Expansion of the female pubic hair population outside the panties and down the legs.

Saw this Persian girl at the beach. She had the worst case of urban sprawl that I hade ever seen, until her mother stood up.

by Doctor 420 May 23, 2014

Spawn Chi

1. n. Fermented Cabbage made from Korean children;

2. v. Children from Marin County - vis-a-vis Starbucks chi latte.

Def: 1. Kim Jong Il's kids made great spawn chi!

Def: 2. Consuela took the kids from Mill Valley to Starbucks for their daily chi latte. She calls the demanding little shits "spawn chi."

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008