spooning

Lying on a bed, couch, etc, usually with the guy lying behind the girl. Often a means of trying to arouse the girl without being too blatant, on the off-chance that spooning leads to forking.

"Have you hooked up with Michelle yet?"
"Nah, we were spooning on the couch watching Springer but she just wouldn't get around to forking."

by Ranger Downunder July 20, 2008

Spooning

Putting excessive amounts of spoons in somebody's bed...

Person 1 "What the fuck is this in my bed?"

Person 2 "YOU JUST GOT SPOONED!!!!!"

Person 3 "Spooning is fucking amazing..."

by anonymous derp July 30, 2011

Dance Floor Spooning

Also called spoondancing or spoongrinding. Goes beyond grinding. When a girl's ass is against a guy's crotch and instead of her shaking her ass and him either standing and enjoying it or shaking his crotch around, they move together like they are glued. The guy's crotch is pivoted upward and forward on the girl's ass so it looks like they are spooning/banging on the dance floor. Usually happens at school dances between couples. Makes everyone uncomfortable.

"Dude, Ally and Michael were dance floor spooning all night. I was like, get a room, creepers, you look like wild animals on a full moon."

"wait till she ends up pregnant"

by suckitupanddeal October 20, 2011

Spooning chips

Eating chips with a spoon because your nails are freshly painted and you don't want to wreck them.

I'm spooning chips so I can rock my pretty nails.

by Focca July 14, 2011

Swooping Pussy

A term used to describe, 1. A prostitute (predominantly on OBT) 2. And or a female wth used, Jankey, And or all around nasty pussy. Also used as a suggestive term to gather these women into a group of STD plague starting packs rabbbid whores.

1. Dat girl got the swooping pussy, stay away from that fucced up nasty shit!? 2. Ya I seen her In the club swooping with pussy, my brothers dick broke Cuz. 3. Yo dicc gon explode keep fuccin round they swoopin out chea. Swoopin pussy out!

by Miccshaggs January 1, 2018

Spooking

While ghosting is ending a relationship without explanation and ceasing all communication, spooking is then reaching out to someone you haven't talked to in a long time.

Example 1: Dude, I hit up Jessica last night! We totally hit it off, wish I wouldn't have waited 10 years to reach out. Turns out spooking works sometimes.

Example 2: Man I haven't talked to Kanye in forever, I should spook him.

by ajz003 December 25, 2018

Spoopid

The nicest person in the world, but has dealt with to much bullshit, so they can't handle being called stupid, cause they believe that they're that smart, but they really aren't, so they're, labelled, by the medical condition, spopid, because they're too stupid to handle bullshit, too stupid to be able to be called stupid, so they're spoopid.

Dude did you here about the Eskimo that was molested as a kid, he's into drugs as an escape, fuck he's spopid, poor fucker, can't give him stupid, love his little heart, but I'll make something up for him, call it an illness. Spoopid.

by That fucking shithead November 19, 2019