Aqua Spluge

A man who ejaculates in a pool. Mainly during sex with a girl but he can be by himself.

"Man You actually banged her last night?"
"Yea we were in your pool?"
"Aww come on Aqua Spluge my family swims in there"
"Not any more"

by Charles Jonnnysonsin September 13, 2006

Hot Sauce Splurgy

When a woman squirts her vaginal fluids into a cup, flavors it with hot sauce, and uses it on fancy desserts.

My girlfriend fed me her Hot Sauce Splurgy pie last night.

by MasterofFUCK August 4, 2010

pop! splurg

Sound a woman's fake breasts make when they explode during take-off in a plane.

"Stewardess,can i have a pillow? *pop! splurg* um,make that a bandaid.....a BIG bandaid."

by Anonymous November 6, 2002

spludge

a verb used to describe the mechanics of a slug's movements; becoming increasingly accepted in the scientific community, the word is used in the same way you would describe a snake slithering or a horse trotting

Michael - "Wow! Look at that slug sliding along on that piece of trash."
Randy - "He's not walking along! It's a spludge! Not a goddamn walk! He's spludging along.... bastard."

by imverygay August 22, 2014

spurge

male ejaculate sperm, spooge

wipe the spurge off my pants

by JS June 7, 2004

Spurge

(spûrj)

A random exclamation shouted to a person or group of people in order to express nothing in particular, other than one's presence. 1

Can also be used as a means of starting or continuing a dwindling conversation. 2

Derives from the common name for the Euphorbia genus of plants: the plant is an illustration of randomness and lack of neccessity, just like the word itself

E.G. 1 John (to Mike whilst approaching him from across the street): "Spurge!"

Mike: "Hey man!"

E.G. 2 Harry (to Tim on, for example, Facebook Chat at the very start of a conversation): "Spuuuuurge!!"

Tim: "Spoouurrge!!!! How's it goin man?"

by jarry999 May 9, 2011

spurgeon

The word for when a man ejaculates and vomits simultaneously.

"I was just so drunk when she was sucking me off, when I finally came I spurgeoned everywhere."

by Free Jinger January 20, 2016