spastic

''Man, Szymon is the definition of spastic.''
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Dizz

Yup I look at the moon sometimes

Has viper been talking about me
“Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly what as spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”
by Sxmmy26 September 07, 2021
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Spastic

Dizz

Yup I look at the moon sometimes

Has viper been talking about me
“Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly, what a spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”
by Sxmmy26 September 07, 2021
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Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.
I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.
by Original42 November 19, 2012
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Spastic Colan

An asshole that just won't sit still. An uncontrollable asshole,
Will you stop acting like a spastic Colan a d just sit still; hr was all over the place running his mouth like a spastic colan
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Highly Spastic

Someone or something existing in an extreme form of either grandeur or inferiority, bordering on the level of disbelief
"The 427 cubic inch V8 in that '69 Chevy Comaro is highly spastic"
"That there top fuel drag car is highly spastic"
"That Martin Bryant is one highly spastic individual"
by Batmayen February 09, 2024
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spastic ranger

someone who is a gaynor or eco. not right in the head.
you just broke my mums china vase you spastic ranger
by Olivia and rosie May 21, 2005
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