Spanky

A short person with massive balls with no bitches that masturbates excessively

My cousin Jackson beats his cock 24/7 but still gets no bitchez , Damn spanky

by Daniel_Bear February 24, 2022

adhm-spanky

the act of joining a top medical school and thinking u ain't extremely smart (but you are extremely smart)
can be defined in a similar fashion to "imposter syndrome"

holy shit man did you know mark adhm-spanky into ain shams?

by zestra October 30, 2023

Spanky Doodle

A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe.

Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.

by SASLP September 24, 2022

spanky my hanky

Spanking a hot chicks backside.

Back up and spanky my hanky.

by Lnle February 9, 2017

spanky lanky

a SUPER sexy person. this person usually is very popular. when u are with a spanky lanky person they will either make you feel super good or super bad about yourself. #spankylankylife #stayspankylanky #popularandspankylanky

person one: oh my gosh karen is SO spanky lanky!
person two: ikr! she’s gorgeous!

by lynnyloohoo December 25, 2018

moving spanky

Behaving very weirdly and shakey

Mans were in the Trizzy and that BK kid was moving spanky

by CPGLIZZY March 29, 2024

WANKY SPANKY

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!

Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025