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Slanglish

From old world latin, into rusty england, into new world, into ...ok you get it..

intelligent use of and articulated street terms for common interaction in a diverse and current society
What language do you speak?
I speak Slanglish
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Slanglish

Slang English, the language spoken by modern Americans.
If you're expecting to hear the Queens English spoken in America, don't, we speak Slanglish.
by WhiteboyB April 3, 2021
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star spangled banger

Did you see Apollo Creed's american flag outfit in Rocky IV? Now THAT'S a star spangled banger!
by half-eaten sandwich January 14, 2017
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Spanglish

An incomprehensible and inane dialect formed by muddling a butchered version of the English language with some form of Spanish; usually the regional variant of Spanish spoken in Mexico.
Juan: Yo ese, my woman is muy fine like un burro, ¿comprende?
Tom: Stop speaking Spanglish and get off my lawn you fucking beaner!
by Not an Avocado June 30, 2020
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spangler

The act of moving one's penis up and down during ejaculation causing a wavelike stream like Egon Spangler's gun in the movie Ghostbusters.
Christie was upset when I gave her a spangler because it made a mess on her hair and stained her new blouse.
by well hello there January 12, 2009
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spindleshanx

Spindle- Greek, comes from the word "speendle", means for someone to fall over
Shanx- Greek, comes from the word "shrunks", means to laugh
omg that l0zer f3ll over what a looser SPINDLESHANX
by That Guy August 22, 2004
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Spenglish

Spenglish - Special English, spoken or written by those who cannot, or will not, speak English properly.

The unhappy result of some damn fool raping the English language, you don't need to be foreign to do it, as many of my own countrymen (and ladies) mangle our language too (whether they are drunk or merely illiterate remains to be seen).

Spenglish is not to be confused with simple bad grammar, this is gobbledegook taken to a whole new level of "what the fuck did I just read/hear?"

A verbatim sample of Spenglish from an anonymous review of a video game on Amazon UK:

"main soon bay this game is soo expenciwe 59 pound .sory i play in ps3 and i not bay this game yet beckouse is to expencive .i not shure whay game for xbox is very expencive???????? a normal main soon xbox have jast 4 gb memory and console is cleary but if i try instaling this game coming me error for memory i conect extra hard drive nader 40 pound if your have standard xbox sleam look before bay beckouse this game nit place in hard drive .
is panick now for this game beckouse is new but try finked before bay now this game 50 pound is very expenciwe"

Drunk? Foreign? Thick as shit?
Me: "Goddamn it Arthur, is it not time you put down that stained and sticky wank mag and learned to speak the Queen's English man? You are forty-five not fourteen!"

Arthur: "Wgdblfbh hrfhpsj rhpflj rsjfpj soierhosf ozijdohsp!"

Me: "Here's a scrabble set - eat the tiles, go for a shit and I'll read the results because it will make more sense than the Spenglish that just dribbled out of your mouth like verbal diarrhoea, you complete and utter imbecile."
by The Cuttlefish of Cthulhu August 20, 2014
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