After taking on the football team Heather turned into a life size mummy from all the wads of spuzz that coated her a inch thick
I heard it took the fire department a hour to cut Heather "spackle queen " out with the jaws of life...
by THE ORIGINAL" CORN DOG KID " February 6, 2025

by Fibonaccispiralman March 3, 2016

Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?
by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

Just a fun word man. Has a positive feeling to it ✨spackle✨ Like- can we just use this more generally as humans? Thank you :)
by G cubed April 19, 2021

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.
Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?
by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

by Skins Sug June 17, 2018
