Somerset Massachusetts

The shitiest town you have ever been to, if I had to rate it on yelp I would give it -5 stars. The people are fake, snobby, and close minded. There is no diversity or jobs. Everyone pretends to be rich but they are poor and live in McMansions. It is seemingly forever aways from everything like Boston and providence. The town architecture is amazing though, with glorious cooling towers and beautiful abandon power plants. 1/2 the houses overlook the highway and the school system sucks as much as the polluted river the town sits next to and praises. I learned nothing in the school system because I was put into sped classes because there was no more room in the high level classes because 1/2 the kids parents call into the school to get their kids into higher classes, but I just call those kids “call in’s”. If you are stuck in this shitty town like I was I recommend applying for diman or Bristol Aggie.

Hey have you been to Somerset Massachusetts because I heard it’s real shitty.

by Hooooooolaamigooooooo February 25, 2019

Somerset Middle School

I have only been going there for 6 months and I already wanna die. The teachers there make you feel like shit. They could care less if your depressed. Once I was crying in class and my ela teacher told me to stop being an attention seeker. She had seen the cuts on my arm and witnessed someone tell me to kill my self. She didn’t report it.

Have you been to Somerset Middle School

Yeah I wanna die

by iMdEpPrEsSeD February 28, 2019

Clark Sumner

The best person in the history of the world ever.
And he will be my husband and we will have babies. :)

"Woah, that guy over there is a real Clark Sumner!

by llamaloverDUCKFUK August 2, 2011

Somervillein'

to be very sexy and extremely cool at the same time

Yo, Roger is Somervillein'

by Roger498231095709234875 April 8, 2008

Somtervagilon

Congratulations Beverly!

Bev: I graduated
Me: Somtervagilon!

by celineeweenee June 19, 2011

Somberfuck

A jealous-like person who is severely butthurt, offended at things that they can't achieve e.g they can't beatbox properly, they can't become the world's #1 Porn Star, they can't master this or become that, pretty self explanatory. The worst part of a Somberfuck is that they post on social media butthurt statements and shit. They are like butthurt people but even worse.

Somberfuck: "OMFG, I Didn't make it into FaZe, Fucking Temperrr whyyyy he didn't recruit me!" "Like, seriously guys!"

Random Dude: Chill out, somberfuck.

by Kozza February 19, 2015

sooner drip

When one puts lighter fluid up their asshole and then proceeds to squat over a fire.

Big mike burned his ass hairs trying to sooner drip.

by Asseater37 February 2, 2018