Solar Eclipse

When a man readjusts his pants and the highlight of his balls can be seen.

Basically male version of cameltoe.
Oh my God, Jason just readjusted and he has a major solar eclipse
by REAL_Major_Monogram June 01, 2022
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Solar Eclipse

What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.
Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.
by Sentinel Stark August 18, 2017
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Solar Eclipse

An American teacher in her 50's, as round as a Solar Eclipse.
Dang, that woman is so huge she looks like a Solar Eclipse!
by 84675938957847 November 15, 2016
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Solar Eclipse

A Solar Eclipse happens when yo mama passes between the Sun and the Earth.
Look at that! Isn't the Solar eclipse beautiful?

Oh there she goes!
by nooblegend6927 September 01, 2019
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Solare

A bastardised way to spell solaire (or solair) that some hippy parents decided was cool.
I thought i was having a boy so i came up with the name Sol but it turned out to be a girl so i named her Solare.

Haha your name is solare? You play dark souls?

Solare is pronounced like celery but not.
by Not solaire November 24, 2021
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Darp solaring

The act of slamming a rock into your crotch until you get an erection.
Bro my crotch hurts so bad from darp solaring
by Darpsolarer99 July 16, 2024
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