Darp solaring

The act of slamming a rock into your crotch until you get an erection.
Bro my crotch hurts so bad from darp solaring
by Darpsolarer99 July 16, 2024
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Solar Flare

The act of cumming in a girl’s eyes to blind her as means to make a hasty escape from her bedroom. In reference to the move used by Krillin, Tien, Goku, etc. in Dragon Ball to blind opponents.
Guy 1: Dude, this girl I hooked with last night wanted me to stay over.
Guy 2: Oh shit man what happened?
Guy 1: I hit her with the Solar Flare and bounced out real quick.

Guy 2: Savage move man.
by CrankDatMihoyMinoy January 29, 2018
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Solar flare

Do not search up solar flare fanart on reddit.
Like, THAT'S NOT EVEN LORE ACCURATE!!
FLOWERS, DO NOT REPRODUCE LIKE THAT!!!
WHERE ARE THE FUCKIBG BEES!
YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOTS!!!!!
i think i have depression now.
Redditor: Solar flare is so hot
Me: I will kill you.
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Solare

A bastardised way to spell solaire (or solair) that some hippy parents decided was cool.
I thought i was having a boy so i came up with the name Sol but it turned out to be a girl so i named her Solare.

Haha your name is solare? You play dark souls?

Solare is pronounced like celery but not.
by Not solaire November 24, 2021
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Solar Eclipse

When a man readjusts his pants and the highlight of his balls can be seen.

Basically male version of cameltoe.
Oh my God, Jason just readjusted and he has a major solar eclipse
by REAL_Major_Monogram June 01, 2022
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Solar Eclipse

What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.
Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.
by Sentinel Stark August 18, 2017
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