Snakeism

The religious belief that the ideologies in metal gear solid can lead to guidance in life. The belief that solid snake and big boss are good role models.

Person :What is your belief?
Person 2: snakeism, kept you waiting huh?

by Sharingan master 77 March 11, 2019

Idiot Snakebite

A variation of the traditional "Snakebite" shot, where one licks salt from their hand, takes a shot of tequila and chases with a lime slice.

The Idiot Snakebite is a snort of salt up the nostril, shot of tequila and a squeeze of lime juice in one's eye.

Taking an Idiot Snakebite is a clear sign that you've had too much to drink.

by Jazzual October 21, 2013

drain the snake

Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)

Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

Naked Snake

The name for "Snake" in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater. He is called "Naked Snake" because when he's sent into his mission, he doesn't carry any weapons with him (to be naked is to lack any armaments whatsoever).
Sounds kinda kinky, but we'll learn more in November 2004, eh? ^-^

"Kinda like 'Naked Jehuty' from ZOE2?"
-me

by Dave June 5, 2004

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

by minuccp January 8, 2010

snakes with tits

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.

Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !

by Fav February 13, 2008

motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane

The last thing that you will hear when you are being attacked by numerous snakes on a motherfucking plane. Also used as a term in which you are completely fed up with a problem that you have been dealing with.

Sam Jackson: I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane!

by Brickwell September 1, 2006