chunder-sneeze

when one is out with friends drinking and your alcoholic beverage goes down the wrong way, giving you that watery mouth making you feel like you are going to be sick. The feeling subsides and then an urge to sneeze comes. The upwards pressure of the sneeze causes you to chunder over yourself leaving you with a startled look not knowing what just happened

did you just cunder-sneeze?
what just happened? I think you just chunder-sneezed
Remember when (insert name) chunder-sneezed last night?lol

by rigasourous July 21, 2011

Zuccerberg sneeze

A sex move wherin one person wraps their lips around the other person's nose, followed by the second person sneezing into the first person's mouth. The first person then sucks the dick of the second person with the snot still in their mouth

My girlfriend wanted to give me a zuccerberg sneeze

by Homiesexuality March 20, 2018

Dick Sneezing

The process of blowing your load into a tissue.

"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"

"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"

"...What?"

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

sneezure

repetitive sneezing; five or more. Also see grandma sneezures.

My sneezures are so bad I almost past out from lack of oxygen.

by Heath December 14, 2003

Igli Sneezin'

A term used when someone's hoe's been a sleezin'. Igli is a term people use to call someone the pimp of pimps. That is why "Igli" is used in this term.

"You know what they say...

When Igli Sneezin' your hoe's been sleezin'."

"Damn Igli sneezed up in this bitch cuz yo bitches sleezin!"

by Munchmaqoochi October 19, 2011

Sneeze-Jizz

n. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The substance that is projected from one's mouth while coughing or sneezing.
v. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The act of projecting mucus-like substance from one's mouth onto someone else while sneezing or coughing.

n. "Dude, where did that sneeze-jizz come from?"
v. "Woah! You totally sneeze-jizzed on me!"

by Blake Torres May 11, 2008

Sneeze Hug

When a person is about to sneeze, instead of covering their face with their hands, they wrap their arms around their head. Thus sneezing into the inside of the elbows. A creative to not germ up your hands, but very over exagerated.

Person 1: Feel how soft my arms are? *sneeze hug*
Person 2: No thanks!

by Wellmanator March 7, 2009