Spookled

The perfect combination of confusion and being startled

**friend hugs you from behind unexpectbly”
“Oh! You’ve spookled me!”

by Napsaregodzila October 13, 2019

Snoofle

Snoofle: Verb

To snoofle or snoofling

What dogs are doing when they’re oblivious to the world, rooting around in a spot in the ground.

Let Maggie outside to snoofle in the yard.

Kai is snoofling around in the kitchen again.

by Doodlebug12 July 4, 2021

lucre snooker

Interjection by a 3rd party whilst in sales negotiations, resulting in a previously interested party refusing what is almost certainly the best life changing product and/or service they would ever invest in.

The financial equivalent of a cock block.

Also known as a dough blow, a bread shred, a buck shuck or a dinero interfero.

"I'd been on the phone for half an hour and she was ready to take the banana grater, fish juicer and cheese bat, along with extended warranty; she was just about to give me her card details when her husband got back and performed a lucre snooker. I got no bonus that day and had to eat from the trash."

by jivehoneyjive March 23, 2008

vagina snorkle

An underwater breathing apparatus for a pregnant women's vagina used while taking a bath to ensure the unborn child will not drowned.

Pregnant? Want to take a bath? Don't forget your vagina snorkle

by Dr bath tub December 18, 2014

snookied

When a girl gets sucker punched in the face.

Did you hear that Jenny got snookied? Joe is such a fucking dick.

by snookiedbitch January 1, 2010

Snoogle

1) When a person cuddles or snuggles, but by themselves or with a pillow or another inanimate object.

2) When two people cuddle or snuggle in a completely platonic way.

1) I just spent the night snoogling in a corner with my body pillow.

2) Ally and Kate liked to snoogle when they saw chick flicks together.

by Shmarty November 12, 2009

Snookied

To get decked in the face due to lack of fighting/ducking skills

Yo that nigga just got snookied. He wont be able to eat regularly for days.

by jrzboi January 19, 2010