smut

naughty books, but you READ them, not look at them

She stayed up late reading some very good smut.

by Kei February 12, 2004

Ka-Smite

To beat the fuck out of someone so hard that shit is coming out of their ears.

Rick ka-smited Bill and now hes in a wheelchair.

by Jack Anderson December 23, 2005

shutever

1) shut up + whatever = shutever
2) a cross between shut up and whatever

Bob: Sally, you're such a kiss ass.
Sally: Shutever! I'm just doing my job, unlike SOME people...
Bob: You shutever, biatch!

by devine emo February 27, 2008

Smut Rock

the genre of music in which the lyrics of normal songs are substituted out in exchange for inappropriate terms and phrases, often times of a sexual or racist nature.

Original Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause I like to steal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal

I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray

Smut Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to squeal, it likes to squeal

She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big

by Dick Anuss April 23, 2009

Smube

A tube used for smoothing out fabric being fed in to a dryer.

Thank God for the Smube! Without it all of our fabric would be bunching.

by pressink March 19, 2019

Smule-Hop

A fascinating new musical genre created primarily using the application, Smule. The application requires no knowledge of music production, composition nor ability to play an instrument of any type. No real talent whatsoever is needed to start writing cool rap songs and join the fun claiming them as your own. The background track is made using pre-existing loops freeing them up to vocally drone and dribble on about insipid nonsense. Made popular by teens in Western NY, the "songs" are typically about driving, speeding in or crashing their make believe cars as most "artists" are in their mid teens and therefor unable to drive legally. Other themes include heartache they have never experienced and some of the truly ruthless even branch out and use the N word. The irony lies in the fact that they are all spoiled white kids from affluent neighborhoods and towns all cross referencing one another in their "songs" as if they were real life rap stars. E.g. X feat. Y produced by Z etc. Some feeble attempt at 133t is used to make their already juvenile, likely borrowed and inane names appear more interesting. Album names and recording labels are completely fabricated and non existent to go along with the whole image and bots of course are manipulated for view counts and ratings on their one publishing platform, Soundcloud.

Yo, that's some dope Smule-Hop. Auto tune wasn't cool in 2000 and I promise you it's not cool now. Beat it nerd and go learn to actually rap or write an original track that doesn't sound like a Kidz Bop, Nuvaring ad.

by GBEastside June 20, 2019

smote

the past tense of smite so y'all can stop saying smited

"do you remember what happened to kevin"
"ya daisy smote him"

by BrownCat_Loves_Horses August 31, 2020