smurfs

Little blue men one sees when high on meth, acid, LSD, etc. They often hold the key to the secret of life and let you know about they do but never spell it out.

Fuck, I was high on meth at Macdonald's and this friggin' smurf was orderin' a big mac!

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

Smurf

(verb)
To hold someones head in a mop bucket til the bubbles stop then text 911 for help!

*(past tense) smurfed

He ready get smurfed if he keep playing with me!

I am seriously about to smurf that trick!

by DezDiamond July 27, 2011

Smurf

To cause another person to have an orgasm so hard that they turn blue during the orgasm process.

I went down on that chick so long she smurfed. For a second I thought I killed the bitch!

by afallenmind January 10, 2012

Smurfs

Slang for 30mg Oxycodone instant release. They are sometimes referred as smurfs because of the blue pigment the pill has.

Yo, you know anyone thats good with smurfs? im hurting real bad.

by Paulie Snatchh ;) June 21, 2012

smurf

To hit someone with your penis

STFU bitch or I'm going to smurf you until your brain bleeds

by Papa Smurf October 17, 2004

smurf

a term used by norteno gangsters to described soreanals aka surenos

cuddy there goes a smurf lets catch him slippin

by pimp pep December 5, 2011

The smurf

The act of the smurf involves banging a female. Banging the female while she is laying on her back, the male chokes her until she becomes blue. The male then ejaculates on her forehead/head area.

Damn dude, I banged that chick the other day and pulled the smurf move. It was great! She loved it!

by ThePack101 October 16, 2019