smurfs

Little blue men one sees when high on meth, acid, LSD, etc. They often hold the key to the secret of life and let you know about they do but never spell it out.

Fuck, I was high on meth at Macdonald's and this friggin' smurf was orderin' a big mac!

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

Smurf

(verb)
To hold someones head in a mop bucket til the bubbles stop then text 911 for help!

*(past tense) smurfed

He ready get smurfed if he keep playing with me!

I am seriously about to smurf that trick!

by DezDiamond July 27, 2011

Smurf

To cause another person to have an orgasm so hard that they turn blue during the orgasm process.

I went down on that chick so long she smurfed. For a second I thought I killed the bitch!

by afallenmind January 10, 2012

Smurfs

Slang for 30mg Oxycodone instant release. They are sometimes referred as smurfs because of the blue pigment the pill has.

Yo, you know anyone thats good with smurfs? im hurting real bad.

by Paulie Snatchh ;) June 21, 2012

smurf

To hit someone with your penis

STFU bitch or I'm going to smurf you until your brain bleeds

by Papa Smurf October 17, 2004

Smurf

A smurf (in Counter Strike: Global Offensive) is any player who creates an alternate Steam account for the purpose of playing competitive matches against players several ranks lower than their own skill rank.

These players use this tactic often because of their inability to be successful at their own given rank, so they must 'Smurf' in order to feel better about themselves.

Another popular reason for 'Smurfing' is to give said player the illusion that they are actually close to being good enough to play at the professional level. Although, we all know they will never really amount to anything.

"This guy is dropping more than 40 kills in competitive against Silvers, he's a Smurf."
"I went 3-22 in my competitive match earlier today, so I created a Smurf account. I can't wait to destroy all those Silvers. I'm such a pro."

by CSGO_Truth December 5, 2014

Smurf

The word Smurf is used in Gaming Scene. The Word Smurf is taken from “The Smurfs” (original: Les Schtroumpfs). The connection for using it in the gaming context, is the defining characteristic of a Smurf. He is very little! Transferred to gaming, it describes the fact, that a experienced person is starting a game again from the scratch to level up just for fun. He will not put much effort in it but will slowly become a maximal level Character. In different gaming communities, there are different words for the same procedure. For example in the WOW community Twink got the same meaning as smurf.

I play with my Smurf, because i dont want to play with my main.

by Smork August 19, 2012