The three primary classifications of pussy hair and vaginal tidiness.
Smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. A real plus for oral enthusiasts.
Trim is a partially shaved pussy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. May often appear as a V shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. Generally, the lips are hair free.
Full on is one hairy puss. No shaving or trimming is ever performed. There is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. Usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.
Classification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a pussy might look like.
For the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. The response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.
Smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. A real plus for oral enthusiasts.
Trim is a partially shaved pussy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. May often appear as a V shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. Generally, the lips are hair free.
Full on is one hairy puss. No shaving or trimming is ever performed. There is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. Usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.
Classification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a pussy might look like.
For the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. The response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.
I finally got into Rachel’s panties last night? Yea braaaaahhh was she smooth, trim or full on? She was full on broooohhh. It was like a wooly mammoth down here. I’m still spitting hair.
Excuse me miss. Yes? I can’t help but wonder. Are you smooth, trim or full on? Smooth as a baby’s bottom my good man. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.
Excuse me miss. Yes? I can’t help but wonder. Are you smooth, trim or full on? Smooth as a baby’s bottom my good man. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
Get the Smooth, Trim or Full On mug.Girlos who drink smoothies together, they follow the smoothie girl code and take photos of their smoothies 💞💞💐💐🥰🥰😋😋
“She’s such a smoothie girl, probably takes a photo of all her smoothies and puts them in a Pinterest shuffle”
by smothiegirl May 9, 2023
Get the Smoothie Girl mug.Related Words
smoothskin
• smoothshark
• smoothspert
• SmoothSpook
• big smooths
• smoothie
• smooth
• Smooth Brain
• smooth criminal
• smoothy
SMOOTH, SLICK AND ASSERTIVE. GOOD LOOKING SEXY MAN WITH ATTIBUTES WORTHY OR YOUR AVERAGE HORSE. A LADIES MAN.
by SOONDARRAJIV1 August 11, 2009
Get the G-SMOOTH mug.When you shove a baby in a semen filled blender and turn it on, makes for a delicious Monday beverage.
Grant: "Oooooooh I just drank my 10th Savile Smoothie™, oooooooh I love them so much."
Any normal person: "Dude, what?"
Any normal person: "Dude, what?"
by OoooohGrant July 29, 2020
Get the savile smoothie™ mug.by kaylaluvsd August 30, 2021
Get the cock smoothie mug.by ticklemypickle31 May 18, 2011
Get the Smooth gooch mug.by The Executive Order February 12, 2010
Get the Smooth and Shiny mug.