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salamaking

the obnoxious act of liking everything on facebook.
104 new notifications? someone must be salamaking!
by pussylover11wowzers February 14, 2012
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Salami Arms

An emo person. They slice their arms like they were made of salami, hence, "salami arms".
Since Jessica left Michael, he's become salami arms. See how he dresses in black, cuts his wrists and listens to Suicide Silence?
by Billy Barker November 25, 2013
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slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.
My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.
by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017
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salamdogs

slang word for a women whos nipples and areolae resemble a slice of salami.
Me: did u see that girls nipples
friend: yeah, fucking ultimate salamdogs
by red_knickers July 9, 2009
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Salami Badger

A person who is extremely gay. This referance is to a man who wont leave other penis's alone.

Salami (often used as a word for penis)

Badger (Often used to describe someone who wont leave an item alone)

Salami Badger
"That guy wont leave me alone!!! He is such a Salami Badger!!"
by Rfish June 28, 2012
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salamelier

A trained and knowledgeable salami professional, who specializes in all aspects on salami service. Though “salamelier” is a job title potentially anyone may claim, becoming a professional certified salamelier often requires some combination of experience, training, formal education, classes and examinations. A very basic education in salami may be attained over the course of months at a cost of hundreds of dollars; however, advanced professional certification requires years of study, practice and experience costing thousands of dollars.
Kylie works the salami like a pro; instead of going to college she is using her student loans to become a salamelier.
by Gmore918 May 20, 2018
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Salami Smoothie

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out
I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night
by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019
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