smegma lord

sweeet and juicy smegma lord of the smegma kingdom.

oh lord he is so sexy he must be a smegma lord

by sisu. June 13, 2022

Smegma

Fungis that grows on your cock if you don't wash that shit

LeBron James didnt wash his BBC for a while so smegma started growing on it.

by Scratchuserfuntiger July 24, 2017

Smegma

Butter between the folds of the labia majora and/or minora.

This smegma looks like butter between my lips

by Trailsister October 31, 2020

smegma male

a smegma male is an individual of the male race that smells and acts like he eats dick cheese.

that guy is a smegma male.

by smegma male 123 December 16, 2023

Smegma

Connor, Andrew, and Brady’s band.

“damn have you heard of smegma, they’re my favorite”

by chefcanyon January 15, 2022

angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex

Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

Smegma cube

When you get a toothpick rub it around your foreskin and gather all of the smegma you have been saving up and shape it into a cube.
You can eat it for a snack.

Yo let’s make a smegma cube and save it for the UFC fights later.

by SFJah October 18, 2025