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Egyptian Smear Daddy

the act of someone deficating on their partner's chest while dancing in an egyptian manner followed by smearing it all over the abdomen
She gave me an Egyptian Smear Daddy
by nikeboy25 December 29, 2009
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Pop Smear

The smudge left on your shirt when you drop a popsicle or other frozen treat. May also be used for lollipops.
-What's that red stain on your shirt?
-Oh, it's just a pop smear from the cherry popsicle I was eating.
by Mamamamanda April 23, 2010
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Michigan Pap Smear

While having unplanned anal sex in the dark, (person) 1, rides (person) 2's penis and if 2's penis happens to come out, 1 places it back into his/her own anal cavity and resumes the activity with 1's hands on 2's chest, neck, and/or arms. When the activity has finished and the light comes back on, both parties will find that bowel excrement has been smeared all over 2's chest, neck, and/or arms.
Dude, me and my boyfriend had anal sex last night and i forgot to clean out my ass. His dick popped out and i put it back in, and i had gone to choke him cause he gets off on that. When we were done i turned on the lights and he had shit all over his neck!! He told me i gave him a Michigan Pap Smear.
by AnimalGinn666 June 3, 2010
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pabst smear

when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's
I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's
by Dave buttox May 17, 2004
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smarass

Martin P. is a smarass :)
by SindreDue93 November 28, 2010
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smear cake

A euphuism for sexual intercourse.
by Captain20 October 20, 2013
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Smearing

When you're smiling and tearing up at the same time.
Sabrina was so happy that we wished her a happy birthday. She was literally smearing.
by mootlik January 25, 2019
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