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Smartarded

A person who has great knowledge of useless information
That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election
by HRM SMK April 1, 2008
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Spartan Cumshot

You find a girl and have her stand at the edge of a well. You jack off and right when you're about to cum you scream: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" You then shoot your load at her and it knocks her into the well.
Man: Stand over there by that well.
Woman: This is madness!
Man: NO, THIS IS SPARTAN CUMSHOT!!!!!
by yakhunter February 23, 2011
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Spartan splash

While the male partner is receiving falatio, before climax, he Sparta kicks the female partner thus sending her into the air; while in the entry phase of flight the male then releases his ejaculate onto the females face and torso, while yelling "This is Sparta"
I totally spartan splashed that girl from the bar last night.

Hi my name is Tom, would you like to join me for a night of drinks ending with a Spartan splash.
by YokIsoAvio April 23, 2011
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Smartasseries

Main Entry: SMART·ASS·ER·IES

Function: noun
Date: 21st century

1a: observations or remarks that are of sarcastic nature expressing an opinion or attitude.
b: Smartass comments.
I'm getting tired of your smartasseries.
by vvdvla December 14, 2008
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spartan race

the most kick ass and challenging race on the planet when you finish you will be beat
I just finished that spartan race at Fenway
by beekeeper November 17, 2013
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Spartan Kick

Adj.) A kick of tremendous power to the region of the chest.(preferably over a bottomless pit)
Holy Crap! did you see Jimmy get Spartan kicked just then? It was intense!

Jimmy, I'm going to Spartan kick you if you don't stop
by jimmy joe jim bob January 4, 2008
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Spartanburg, SC

A two-part paradox.
1) One half of the population of this town exemplify the glorious southern heritage of which one should be proud to have. These are generally the individuals who make it out of Spartanburg for high school and college education. (However, there are exceptions, but not likely). These people know how to shag, hold a door for a lady, what fork to use, and how many pieces of ice should accompany a fine glass of scotch.
On the other side...
2) One half of the population is the epitome of backward America - where individuals in college still try to fight others in groups, or because someone did something to them 8 years ago in Junior High. Pathetic people at their worst. These are those who have been consumed by the Spartanburg syndrome to live off your parents and not leave Spartanburg for any form of intellectual curiosity - i.e. education. These folks make me sick to be from this happy, inviting little town which is home of the The Beacon.
Def. 1) - I don't rely on mommy and daddy and still live at home year round, but strive for accomplishment.

Def. 2) - I went to Spartanburg High with all of Spartanburg. Half of my graduating class went to South Carolina, A fourth went to Clemson, an eighth went to C of C, an eighth went to the Citadel - I opted to do nothing. I work at Shred First and go to Gerhardt's every night and get fat. I suck at life.
by Thomas Jefferson May 2, 2005
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