Slurpie

The act of Fellatio performed upon a limp penis lasting for more than 5 seconds.

Dude, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up. She gave me a slurpie for a good 7 seconds or so, then I passed out. It was awesome.

by Bone-PA December 30, 2009

slurpee slut

Female 7-11 employees who like to date police officers. Usually they woo them with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.

He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.

by Michele F. September 19, 2008

jizz slurpee

A cool, refreshing treat made from the semen of dozens of strapping young lads.

Luvnuts: I sure does love me a jizz slurpee

by Luvnuts March 4, 2003

Racial Slurpee

A racial slur that when said comes off as Campy, Witty, or Adorable to the extent that it is no longer considered racist.

Shirley Temple: "There sure are a lot of Niggers around here!"

Tyrone (The Black Man): "DAMN! That little racist is cute as Fuck!"

Jeff (Innocent Bystander): And that my friend is a Racial Slurpee.

by Brock Doody January 21, 2011

boston slurpee

it's when you get the ball sweat of someone else all over you hand and then you stick your hand in their mouth

little becca grabbed my balls
and they were very sweaty
stuck her fingers in my mouth
and called it a boston slurpee

by thadiculous March 16, 2010

slovakian slurpee

its pretty simple u blow yer load in a chics coochie and u have some 1 suck it up(like a slurpee) and then spit it back out in a dixie cup. its cold in slovakia so for best results go out side so ure cum will become icy!!!!

wen i went to slovakia i gave that one chick a slovakian slurpee

by D.G.A.F September 7, 2007

slurpie

The best drink from any store ev4h. It is a frozen delight, and comes in many flavas.

I went and got a 1.18 Litre slurpie for only $1.83 after the concert last night. It was the bomb-sauce!

by Will Jackson June 3, 2004