Fun sponge

Noun. A boring, humourless person.

Who was that boring prat you were with yesterday? He was a real fun sponge!

by Dick Wright-Upham December 7, 2010

Floor It Like Spongebob

n. to drive recklessly and quickly like the (in)famous Boating School episodes from the popular Nicktoon Spongebob Squarepants: can also be compared to "drive it like you stole it" and "drive like a crazy mo-fo."

Mrs. Puff: Okay, now, what do you do next?
SpongeBob: Floor it?
Mrs. Puff: Yes-- no! No! Don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Floor it?!
Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Okay, floor it!

"Dude what's going on? Why are the cops chasing you?"
"Shut up and Floor It Like Spongebob!"

by CMW2010 February 14, 2010

slodger

1. An abnormal looking nose, usually somewhat of a dangling "u" shape.

2. A person or animal with such a nose.

"LOL THE MONKEY'S A SLODGER!"
"Yes, it's got quite the nose"

by Rupert Gehmlich December 13, 2007

spongebob standard

The spongebob standard is as follows: If a new nick cartoon comes out and it isn't a smash hit, nickelodeon will just ignore it, never give it reruns, never promote it, move the premier dates around and dump the last few episodes on their much less popular channel NickToons network while they replace it with more spongebob reruns

man i cant believe that Harvey beaks isn't on until later even though they said it was going to air now

Sorry man but you know how the spongebob standard works

by Jordonbigbalognaveroni February 4, 2017

bongin' and slongin'

getting high and having sex

Dude last weekend was so crazy, I found this smokin chick and we went bongin' and slongin'!

by evilsatar August 4, 2010

St. Louis Slinger

A St. Louis diner classic. Scrambled eggs, hash-browns, hamburger, and melted cheddar cheese...all covered with chili. A favorite of Jeff Tweedy from Wilco.

After bowling all night at Saratoga Lanes and drinking PBRs I could really go for a St. Louis slinger at Tiffany's diner. I'll go poop tomorrow.

by JazzManSam April 12, 2010

Slinge

The area next to the scrotum where ones leg skin meets ones coin purse (''hinge'') adjacent to the gooch. The area is often unoccupied by hair, and is known for emmitting a strong Sweaty odour after sports.

David Beckhams slinge must stink after that game!

Let's Slinge scissor?

Whoah that is a nice slinge!!

by Edward Slingerhands January 9, 2011