(n) When a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. Causing a Slippery Martha feeling of Canadian pleasure.
"Man, I got on top of that girl and shot my maple syrup load onto her back! She was one slick bitch!"
"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"
"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"
by Slippery Martha Master June 4, 2009
Get the Slippery Martha mug.When you testicles are sweaty so they stick to your pants and you have to peel them off your pants, often occurs at place/ evnts like a wedding, or a funeral, and sometimes even denstist appointments.
Man, oh, man, I have a bad case of the slippery nuggets, I should use the bathroom to un-slippify myself.
by Jimmy Flamingo March 8, 2016
Get the slippery nuggets mug.Bedding a larger woman and upon climax spilling your milk all over her and then proceeding to use her ample fat rolls as a slip 'n' slide.
" Hey Gregory, I took home a fat chick last night and had myself a slippery seacow. It was a blast!"
"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"
"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"
by rignfendo September 30, 2011
Get the Slippery Seacow mug.Sneaking in from the back door and jumping into the front passenger seat of a vehicle, while two or more individuals are fighting for shotty outside the vehicle.
by zomgiateabear January 13, 2009
Get the Slippery Mexican mug.When, while taking a dump, one allows a turd to partially leave the ass, and then pulls it back into and out of their asshole repeatedly. Also called "shit fucking".
Rob: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
Steve: "I was giving myself a Slippery Steve."
Rob: "That's.... terrible."
Steve: "I was giving myself a Slippery Steve."
Rob: "That's.... terrible."
by salvatore iii December 15, 2008
Get the Slippery Steve mug.A female (human or otherwise) who is shady and not to be trusted. A woman who improves her situation through questionable means.
Ron: "I met this girl the other night. I took her home. When I woke up in the morning she was gone and so was all my money and my trees"
Markus: "Damn! what a slippery slut! If you every see her again you should take her home and donkey punch her"
Markus: "Damn! what a slippery slut! If you every see her again you should take her home and donkey punch her"
by Swaino March 20, 2008
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by osman hussain March 7, 2016
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