sleeping dragon

While a person is asleep, you ejaculate into their nose.

Yo, I gave my roomate a sleeping dragon last night. It was hilarious.

by nm February 6, 2004

Sleeping sex

The act of "sneaking" into sex with someone sleeping. As a female pursuing this act, this would involve "getting on top" and eventually waking "up" her partner, something he may enjoy. As a male pursuing this act, it could go very wrong and be considered borderline rape.

Suzy was horny in the middle of the night, but her husband wouldn't wake up. She preceded to get him hard enough while he was still asleep to begin having sleeping sex with him. He eventually woke up to this, pleasantly surprised!

by WHAMABAMA February 7, 2012

Slippery Sleeping Bag

Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.

"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.

Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.

by amnsiac May 15, 2009

Sleeping princess syndrome

A fetish of watching people sleep

"This guy Liam has sleeping princess syndrome i caught him watching me the other night" sleep watching syndrome princess

by groovy hoe May 31, 2016

sneezing dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.

Shaniqua was very upset when her boyfriend travon gave her a sneezing dragon, but it did clear her sinuses.

by J-Kizzle and T-Fizzle January 1, 2010

self-heating sleeping bag

The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...

...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!

by Jack Bozdog November 27, 2006

Sleeping Booty

A hot chick who falls asleep or passes out drunk before having sex with you.

"I thought that chick was going to be a wild ride, but she turned into a sleeping booty."

by horseman1975 October 22, 2009