cunt sandwhich

one who devours cunt like it is a sandwhich, typically of the African race.

John was beign a complete cunt sandwhich last night, he wouldnt leave tiffanys cunt alone.

by Robbin Williams January 6, 2008

Horse Cock Sandwhich

A Horse Cock Sandwhich, AKA HCS, is a chronic liar. some one who will quite hoenstly lie about anything. You could literally ask if they ate lunch and they will go out of their way to lie about it. You don't want to be an HCS or be associated with one. If you are one. change your ways. But you probably don't know you are and if you did. You would like to your self to say your not.

Bill: Man Josh such a Horse Cock Sandwhich.

Tony: He's an HCS?

Bill: Yes man he Horse Cocked me about wrecking his car last weekend.

by billybad@$$ December 10, 2009

turkey sandwhich

1)a sandwhich made out of turkey
2) being completley owned by someone

1) dude this turkey sandwhich kicks ass
2) DUDE U HAV JUST BEEN TURKEY SANDWHICHED FOO

by WANG CHANG July 5, 2004

cat sandwhich

when passing out drunk on top of a cat and a cat happens to go sleep of your stomach

drunk ass-dude when i passed out i fell of top of joes cat

friend-ya i saw then his other cat jumped and fell asleep on your stomach

drunk ass-dude i was totally in the middle of a cat sandwhich

by catmanjoe April 12, 2011

Hot Turkey Sandwhich

Janky ass sex with a woman. In order to make a Cold Turkey Sandwhich substitute your live woman with a dead woman.

Greg had a Hot Turkey Sandwhich with Katie, but then afterward had a Cold Turkey Sandwhich with Mother Theresa's corpse.

by Spence January 26, 2005

Cockmeat Sandwhich

A giant cock wrapped in bread and other assorted sandwhich toppings and/or condoments

hey you wanna pass me the man gravy for my tasty cockmeat sandwhich?

by titty o' hoolahan July 22, 2009

man sandwhich

One of the most homoerotic sexual positions you can think of. Two men (preferably fat and greasy) 69 eachother while a third man on top is giving the man in the middle (the meat) a rim-job.
A man sandwhich can also refer to anything really really gay. This can include homo-sex, getting arrested, guys gone wild, etc.

Wolfgang: OK, so I went to Wendy's and I ordered a double decker cheeseburger. But that dumbshit, Biersmith, got my order wrong, and they ended giving me a man sandwhich. So I took the Jew-van around the drive-thru a second time and I threw it at Biersmith. He got man-sandwhich grease all over him!
John: DUUUUUUUUUUUDE

by Wolfgang Klein November 5, 2006