Shut up

Shut up means to be quiet,and dont talk

When somebody says shut up,they mean to shut your mouth.

by BeautyFool L0ser May 26, 2021

Nutted Shut

The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.

It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.

Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...

Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?

Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.

Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.

Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.

by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019

Rusted Shut

The status of a females vagina who hasn’t been utilized in many moons

Ivanka is super hot, I heard she’s rusted shut though after her husband blew his dick off in that fireworks accident.

by shpesshssheshepkalna August 20, 2020

Shut Up

You know the teacher is going to beat the hell out of you.

SHUT UP!!

by Aaaaron S January 7, 2022

Shut Up

Something you say to annoying people

girl 1; And i opp sksksksk
girl 2; SHUT UP

by Alexis_1234 November 14, 2019

shut yp

when someone tells you tells you to shut up online but mispells it.

manda: shut yp
eros: haha idiot, going to get it in urban dictionary.

by JudastheBudist February 26, 2021

Shut Up

Keep talking.

"Your so annoying, just shut up!"

"Okay then. I'll keep talking"

by IMOBIUS October 18, 2022