shiss

Form of defecation that resembles urine as much as feces; liquid poo.

Matt just let some shiss rip in the toilet

by Dave April 6, 2003

drinking shoes

the shoes you put on in order to go out and get wasted.

Gentlemen, put on your drinking shoes; the beer has arrived and it's time for beirut.

by sersdf July 20, 2008

Spectator Shoes

Two tone dress shoes from the 1920's-1950's. Usually black and white or brown and white. Resemble current bowling shoes and some golf shoes.

Nice Spectators!
Ya dig? I got 'em from the 5 & Dime!

by Eric R. April 24, 2005

Duck Shoes

When someone is walking, you make fart noises with your hands to the rhythm of their foot steps

Little did she know, the old woman was wearing duck shoes.

by Sethxy September 26, 2009

christ on a shoestring

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.

"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."

by CathyM June 23, 2008

goodie-two-shoes

Someone who always does what's right and not what they're supposed to do.

"That goodie-two-shoes grassed up his own mother! The little bastard..."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Shoes rule

If you pass out with your shoes on, people can safely fuck around with you. If, however, you have the presence of mind to toss off your kicks, it indicates that you know you're going to sleep, rendering you off-limits.

Party foul! Shoes rule. This dude's in socks. We can't get 'im.

by Ellae April 29, 2011