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Shooting The Poodle

Shooting The Poodle is a Yorkshire slang term for the female period.
The term is a metaphor comparing the absorption of period blood into the tampon with the absorption of blood into a poodles white fur as if the dog had been shot.
Kirsty's bad mood and quick temper was clearly a symptom of her poodle shooting!

Jess was late to work because she had sex while shooting the poodle, it was a messy affair.
by poodleshooter January 10, 2009
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shooting the bunny

The act of interrupting someone else's thought with a much more humorous completion that you supply. Originates from interrupting someone's ASCII rabbit-art.
Person 1: . .(\_/)
Person 2:<-(X_x)---<<< arrow'd!
Person 1: stop shooting the bunny :(
by VAMPIREPARKOUR January 26, 2011
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literally shooting the shit

Shooting actual shit. That's right, as in pooping. Not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual shit. Don't say "literally" unless you mean it to be literal.
"She was on the toilet literally shooting the shit for hours. It was an unpleasant experience for all."
by shitshooter911 June 12, 2012
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shooting the duke

term that has two meanings:
taking a shit
inserting a tampon
hey bra, pull to the taxathon..i gotta shoot the duke

hey sally, do you have a bullet...i gotta shoot the duke
by mister fister October 2, 2003
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shooting your eye out

something bad happening after being repeatedly warned it would, like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story"
Boy, you really ended up shooting your eye out last night. I told you not to drive around without car insurance, and you ended up getting a ticket for 700 dollars...
by Ralphie1963 December 19, 2009
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Shooting the Mud

1. An inconsequential term used to describe ambiguous activities with a friend.
Person A:"What're you doing on the weekend?"

Person B:"I'm headed up to Terry's, we're gunna be shooting the mud to all weekend. Probably won't leave the house."

Person A:"Probably won't leave the bedroom, you mean."
by SaltyGeorge September 26, 2011
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shardling

the upgraded version of a bag whore
What a freaking shardling...smoking up all my shit, then leaving!
by tylerfield85 November 27, 2012
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