shumming

The act of shitting out cum explosively.

My girl was shumming all night. It was like an ass cannon.

by Hugh Gee Rection September 9, 2007

Shrimping

(v)When a guy attempts to/perform(s) oral sex on themselves.

He was so busy shrimping himself he didn't notice us walk in.

by Captain Pope December 1, 2016

Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder

I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!

by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014

shrimping

When a guy blows his load into a guy or girls ass then sucks it out and then makes out with the person.

Shrimping is just plain nasty

by albino sexxor March 19, 2004

shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.

i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.

by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008

shrimping

when two men have sex and one cums in the others butt and then grabs a straw and sucks the cum out

last night i went shrimping

by wingman21 February 4, 2009

Slumping

Taking a dump while sleeping.

Hence Slumping.

#1: Bro, you were in the can for 2 hours, are you alright?

#2: I was slumping, ya prick.

by DOOP DOOP DA DA DA May 11, 2010