Nigger Shower

The act of applying scented oils, colognes, perfumes, or aftershaves to cover up the true stench of the individual. A nigger shower is not a true shower, but a cover up for the absence of one.

Jamaal forgot to shower, therefore he applied cologne liberally. His nigger shower resulted in a sweet smelling stench, both terrible and pleasing.

by JIM HAT September 19, 2008

Slower Dauphin

Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.

*In a job interview*

Interviewer: So where did you go to school?

Joe: I attended lower dauphin

Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.

by HowYouLikeMeNowMotherFuckaaa December 26, 2011

slower lower delaware

Any area of Delaware below the C&D Canal. Generally known for it's more Southern and thus slower way of life. Much of slower lower Delaware is rural.

Slower lower Delaware is worlds apart from Northern Delaware.

by wkugs August 28, 2005

Showerstorming

To brainstorm in the shower.

Sometimes when I get writers block I like to do a little showerstorming.

by Jads85 April 21, 2010

Shower Limbo

When a person is taller than the shower head and needs to do the "Limbo" (crouch down below it) to get their whole body in the water.

Dude, the hotel I stayed at last night must have designed their bathroom for midgets; I had to do the shower Limbo to get my hair wet.

by theflash95 December 17, 2010

shower loko

The act of consuming an entire Four Loko while in the shower for the purpose of pre-gaming an event. Exiting the shower before the entire drink is consumed is strictly forbidden. Commonly performed before college football games and fraternity day-drinking events.

Example: "We only have 10 minutes to pre-game and get cleaned up. What are we going to do?"
"Shower loko."

by Man of Gold September 19, 2013

lifetime shower

When a person, cries while huddled in the bottom of a shower with steaming hot water. Usually following some trauma. The person may utter they "can't get clean" and make futile attemps to remove soiling that doesn't actually exist. Featured in 98% of movies on the Lifetime Network involving a rape or abuse scene.

That girl I banged was so ugly I had to take a lifetime shower afterwards.

by DarkmanDaLegend July 20, 2014