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Shite come bloud 

A series of secret code words to be used in certain scenarios; as such.

Shite - This word is commonly used when you take a shit in your mother's mouth while cumming bloody semen in her vagina, or arse, hence the phrase; Shite come bloud. (Shit cum blood)

Come - Commonly used when a man is having a massive, uncontrollable orgasm, and is cumming shit out of his penis. His arse is bleeding; hence the phrase; Come Shite Bloud. (Cum Shit Blood)

Bloud - When the queen of England elopes and has a massive orgasm from her ears, and her lungs melt to sludge and shit and cum and blood. Hence the phrase...do I even have to say it???
That guy Shite come bloud with the Queen yesterday..freaks me out bro.
Related Words

Shite bag 

A child under the age of 7. Especially some one else's child
Seen that shite bag over rhwre
Shite bag by Shite baggggg July 4, 2016

Shite-bag 

An Shite-bag is Irish slang mostly used in co.dublin ,it's where a person is full of shite so there bullshitin
Marks sister is such a shite-bag
Shite-bag by ChikenTikka34 November 2, 2019

Shite Rom 

A small fairly inept detective agency based in the north east of England
Someone stolen your sandwiches? Quick, call James from Shite Rom - he's a super sleuth
Shite Rom by Schtinky and Amanda November 17, 2009

Shite-pilot 

A homosexual, someone who practices trouser love.
Dude: Has Jimmy got a girlfriend?
Other dude: That shite-pilot? he likes the cock too much.
Shite-pilot by MadMax1993 January 10, 2012

shite fractal 

A situation so monstrously fucked up that every detail of it is as fucked as the whole, as is every detail of every detail, and so forth.
The executive is turning into an absolute shite fractal - fucked from top to tail.
shite fractal by beigebloke August 8, 2017