Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014
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Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.
by Sam-I-Ami August 21, 2008
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The biggest shit you've ever seen.
2. Marker Shit
It leaves a mark on the toilet
3. Ghost shit
You feel the shit come out, but it's not there
4. Turtle shit
The shit comes out and then comes back in, you can't let it come out!
5. Mexican Shit
Too much Mexican food, can lead to extremely poisonous toxic shit gas.
6. No Shit
You need to go shit, but you can't.
7. Fart Shit
It feels like you really need to go shit, feels like a solid, but all that comes out is a fart.
8. Peter Griffin Shit
You fart, at the same time you shit
9. Smell Shit
Very Smelly
10. Caught Shit
When you flush the toilet, it's gone, but when someone else enters, it's there
11. ForgotToFlushShit
You forgot you flushed the toilet, but you are too lazy to check.
12. Caught Shit
You just simply forgot to flush, and you get caught
The biggest shit you've ever seen.
2. Marker Shit
It leaves a mark on the toilet
3. Ghost shit
You feel the shit come out, but it's not there
4. Turtle shit
The shit comes out and then comes back in, you can't let it come out!
5. Mexican Shit
Too much Mexican food, can lead to extremely poisonous toxic shit gas.
6. No Shit
You need to go shit, but you can't.
7. Fart Shit
It feels like you really need to go shit, feels like a solid, but all that comes out is a fart.
8. Peter Griffin Shit
You fart, at the same time you shit
9. Smell Shit
Very Smelly
10. Caught Shit
When you flush the toilet, it's gone, but when someone else enters, it's there
11. ForgotToFlushShit
You forgot you flushed the toilet, but you are too lazy to check.
12. Caught Shit
You just simply forgot to flush, and you get caught
by TheChaoticDuck February 9, 2014
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by Hym Iam June 20, 2022
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by ThatShitCrazay March 21, 2013
Get the Shit mug.A Large brown (sometimes light brown, green, red, yellow, or multi-colored; depending on what you ate.) piece of poop that comes out of your asshole.
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