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Shit

A word you use when you can't remember the name of something else.

Also a term for "stuff".
by kougazluvr May 21, 2009
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Shit

The pile of fecies that ejects from the anus into the toilet water that makes a splash and collects at the bottom of the toilet bowl also known as a Mike Fields.
(sound of toilet flushing) a man looks down at the toilet flushing and the fecies spinning to the departure, "oh see ya later mike fields have a good swim ya piece of shit"
by Pwhitty July 3, 2009
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Shit

That brown stuff that comes out of your ass. Also known as "Poop".
I take a shit every morning, it ussually comes out soft.
by Locomotion Titties April 5, 2010
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Shit

The cuss word shit, or the poop.
1. Holy Shit

The biggest shit you've ever seen.

2. Marker Shit

It leaves a mark on the toilet

3. Ghost shit

You feel the shit come out, but it's not there

4. Turtle shit

The shit comes out and then comes back in, you can't let it come out!

5. Mexican Shit

Too much Mexican food, can lead to extremely poisonous toxic shit gas.

6. No Shit

You need to go shit, but you can't.

7. Fart Shit

It feels like you really need to go shit, feels like a solid, but all that comes out is a fart.

8. Peter Griffin Shit

You fart, at the same time you shit

9. Smell Shit

Very Smelly

10. Caught Shit

When you flush the toilet, it's gone, but when someone else enters, it's there

11. ForgotToFlushShit

You forgot you flushed the toilet, but you are too lazy to check.

12. Caught Shit

You just simply forgot to flush, and you get caught
by TheChaoticDuck February 9, 2014
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Shit

This
Hym "This is absolute shit. Absolute shit. You are all really screwing me here. Wow... Just wow..."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2022
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Shit

1. Crap
2. Poo
3. Rubbish
That was a massive shit you just did there!
by ThatShitCrazay March 21, 2013
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Shit

A Large brown (sometimes light brown, green, red, yellow, or multi-colored; depending on what you ate.) piece of poop that comes out of your asshole.
Fuck that was the biggest shit i've ever taken.
by samantha olvilin smith johnson December 17, 2008
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