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sawed a bitch in half

When you are fingering a girl, but unsure of how many fingers to use, you decide that 4 fingers is the best option. The orientation of your 4 fingers should be vertical, in the same plane as the vagina.
Daaaaaamn! You sawed a bitch in half?!?! She must be loose AF!
by Barncat6969 January 13, 2017
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Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.
Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.
by The Meme February 6, 2009
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Shwasted Shwednesday

a day of the week when college students party to get over the hard times of a busy week
Shwasted shwednesday
by anonymous college kid September 15, 2010
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We Shared

When someones bitching about having you sky their drink when in fact you have shared a piece with them before
Paul: dude sky my gatorade
Ted: why dude we shared before
Paul: O yeah good point
by Jacob Peterson December 6, 2010
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columbian shaved ice

When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.
Yo my girl wanted some cocaine but I was all out so I gave her some columbian shaved ice
by Kobe James Big Chungus March 2, 2019
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I sawed this atom in half

Booom
America in 1945: I sawed this atom in half
by My yee 2 February 17, 2021
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Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."
by kufye October 17, 2021
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