security flush

when you flush a public toilet even though it looks clean, just to make sure.

- are the toilets shit safe?

- they are alright, you may wanna do a security flush n e ways.

- well yeah I always do

by danne June 16, 2012

securitization

Banks handing out bad loans and then selling the loans to other banks as good loans.

The 2008 financial crisis was caused by securitization.

by Roboglop May 9, 2016

security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.

"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."

by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017

security fart

The test fart you make when you are unsure if it's a fart or a poop. Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you poop. "The farts you make are equal to the farts you take" -Paul McCartney.

This is really just a definition of an occurrence. Nobody uses security fart in a sentence.

by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole August 29, 2017

señorita de hatfield

A girl for whom the pleasures past you would sacrifice your family, god, nigh - your very existence! You listen to the whispers of the wind, watch brooding clouds and feel the very earth for a sign of her. Alas, no. She will never love you. The sting hurts more than mortal man can bare. Was it the wicked college allocation, your bodily weakness or were the carnal passions simply unfulfilling ? We will never know. But one thing is for certain. The spell she casts can never be broken.

"Yeah there's a señorita de hatfield in my labs. Does rugby I think, idk "

by thebestestbestson March 27, 2019

Lortex Security

gay group for gay kids

"hey john, lets join LS (Lortex Security)"
"hell no, I ain't gay"

by feelsgudmum May 28, 2018

Lethal Security

Lethal Security are group of black hat hackers who like to cause disruption. This security team are a bunch of malicious people who like to take advantage of vulnerable companies and people. Lethal Security aren’t the guys you want to mess with, they are known for swatting. They hit servers and post people doxxes publicly. These people don’t care what color or gender you are, they will do whatever it takes to get you off the grid. This group troll people by forcing them to write on their forehead and chest to get a good laugh. Lethal Security also hold websites offline and crack social media accounts to gain a personal thrill. Whenever you are contacted by Lethal Security, block them and do not engage in any conversation as they make you their next victim.

Did you see what the news reported about LethalSec? Apparently Lethal Security are swatting innocent people and holding their personal information for ransom

by Anonymous Publisher June 3, 2020