corn seller

sells corn

Dann: “Hey con.”
Austin: “Dude I think he’s a corn seller.”

by sienna. July 13, 2018

Sellers

a cool kid who doesnt involve himself in things that will make him look uncool, and who touches himself whilst looking at computers made by the brand 'Excalibur'.

guy 1: wow what a cool kid
guy2: yeah, he's such a sellers

by conroooy November 24, 2010

firework seller

someone who tries to sell others low quality fireworks at a high price to make a bit of extra cash

frank: anyone want to buy some fireworks?
earl: what have you got?
frank: could get ya rockets for 50quid, they are usually 70quid but my da stole them
earl: who would spend 50quid on fireworks? you're such a wasteman frank!
frank: leave me alone man! just trying to do my job, im a firework seller

by nimrod09 October 23, 2009

ebay power seller

low life loser who spend most of the day finding garbage that some other loser somewhere in the world is willing to pay for. The lowest of all sales people because they do not need to show face and can get away with the term selling as is.

ebay power seller sells faces in your toast, brittany spears honeymoon underwear, dorito chips resembling popes hat and other bizzare items.

by corrine criter June 27, 2006

Selfe

To raise one's leg up on an object whilst applying weight on that leg while keeping your back straight with one hand either on your hip or on your mustache (Which expands to your neck on both sides of your face in a simple thin line) in a disturbing manner.

This position was named after the great Mark Selfe who first appeared in this motion as a football exercise to stretch the legs

R: "Hey, look at that kid"
D: "OMG HE'S DOING A SELFE!!!"
J: "God damn it" -facepalm-

by That kid from Morley July 7, 2011

selter

Someone who is a very retarded dumbass who doesn't know what he is supposed to do with his life and is clueless in whatever he does and very stupid at whatever he does

This kid is such a selter and doesn't know what 2+2 is

by Jacob lapis Marriott April 26, 2017

Selver

Pretty chill guy. Taurus. Hates annoying people. Loves nukes and weapons of mass destruction.

That's Selver. He's my buddeh.

by Selver December 22, 2009