natural selection

The only thing similar about Natural Selection's gameplay and Counter-Strike's is that they both involve two teams.

by Trent August 8, 2003

bo-selector, Bo-Selector!

As above, mostly used by townie wankers with no lives, while listening to so solid crew, wearing rockport, and drinking white lightening!

Im too 'ard me... bo selecter... p.s. im a cock

by Flange August 18, 2003

selective principle

Similar to "selective memory". When one claims having high principles and moral values only when it works in their favor. Often used as an excuse to avoid hurting someone's feelings.

Chip said he wouldn't sleep with Karla because she's married and that he has principles, but Chip continues to sleep with Nicole who's also married, but Brazilian and super hot. Chip has selective principle.

by iheartcarlton October 31, 2009

selective slut

A loose party girl who isn't interested in sleeping with you.

Girl 1: "Are you going to go back to his place?"
Girl 2: "Nah, I'm going to be a selective slut and just go home. I'm not really feeling it with him."

by KNo14 December 1, 2010

Bud Select

A beer with the taste of a thousand sun rises and the drinkability comparable to that of the holy grail.

Guy #1: "What're we gettin shitty on tonight?"

Guy #2: "Jim came out tonight"

Guy #3: "Let's grab some bud select"

Guy #4: "I knew he was out since day one"

by Wlllford Brimley February 1, 2009

Selective Moral Jerk

Someone who wouldn't steal a pencil from work but chops up anyone who doesn't fit his idea of a moral person. Meanwhile he breaks as many moral conduct rules as the next guy only in his mind those don't matter. Someone who will judge you harshly for a slight indiscretion and will jump to conclusions from incomplete evidence.

Jo Jo - "Man Joe is a dick. He accused me of cheating on an exam because he heard it from Dave who is a chronic liar. Meanwhile Joe is eyeballing Freddie's wife when he's not around."

Terry - " Yeah. Joe is a selective moral jerk. I hope Freddie punches him in the mouth."

by peter gazinya October 4, 2010

Selective Cleaning Disorder

Being told to clean or knowing that you need to clean, yet you don't. Instead you get on Facebook and look up words on Urban Dictionary. Then you clean when you absolutely have to (ie: company is coming over), have nothing better to do, or have a sudden urge to clean. But when you do choose to clean, you clean to the best of your ability. It really is a sickness of the mind because most likely you live in a fairly messy, yet often organized, house.

I've been putting off cleaning my room for three weeks, but now that my friends are coming over the entire house has to be spotless! I must have Selective Cleaning Disorder!

by createsnap October 27, 2010